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Clovey Jerrell,
Director of Emotional Support & Cuddle Strategy |
Known around the office as Smooch Meister Clove-Thousand, Clovey doesn’t just walk into a room, but rather she floats in, radiating calm and confidence. Equal parts heart-healer and chaos-neutralizer, she keeps spirits high and stress low, one perfectly timed snuggle at a time. Her trademark curls could have their own art exhibit, and her ability to charm clients is so consistent it borders on precedent.
Clovey believes that affection is a form of advocacy. She reminds us that empathy isn’t weakness, it’s a power move. Whether she’s curled up during a late-night strategy session or soothing a nervous client, Clovey embodies the firm’s belief that compassion and strength go hand in paw. Bar Admissions: Every lap within a five-foot radius, the softest blanket in the building, and any couch with sunlight privileges. Areas of Expertise: Strategic cuddling, morale management, drool distribution, and crisis de-escalation via soulful eye contact. Also certified in stress-reduction therapy, snack reconnaissance, and unlicensed smooch delivery. Fun Fact: Clovey once turned a tense client meeting into a cuddle party within five minutes flat. Verdict: unanimous love. |